Doctor and Santa [Hilarious Joke]

Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.


Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Are Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Santa: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Santa: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

Santa : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Santa: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

Santa: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Santa: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!

Santa: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga



Doctor : Abe teri … @#$! ^&*!