Doctor and Jasbir.. !!

Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Jasbir : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Jasbir : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi?
Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Jasbir : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri to.....sale. ....., to Khola kyon nahi.
Jasbir : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta.....!! !
Jasbir : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga