Software Engineer Husband

Software Engineer Husband

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.



Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.



Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.



Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.



Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.



Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.



Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.



Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.



Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.



Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.



Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.



Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.



Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.



Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.



Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.