An army of lions commanded by a deer will never be an army of lions. Napoleon Bonaparte
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
General to victory
A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. Polybius
Monday, February 25, 2008
Inspire Others
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Software Engineer Husband
Software Engineer Husband
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Dependence on Internet
Dependence on Internet
Past few days, In India Internet Is Very Slow. It’s due to cable damage.
Completion of tasks became difficult.
And if we compare the present situation, it’s so wonder!
How Life Depend on Internet.
What If So No Internet.
They are wonder who has created this wonder.
Friday, January 25, 2008
A famous writer
A famous writer said "Love is like a long sweet dream" and marriage is an alarm Clock.
"So have sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you Up!...."
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